I love The Onion, so I hope they will excuse me when I say that sometimes it’s enough just to read through the cheeky headlines. Well, at least when you’re in a big hurry. A small sample from the last two weeks:
NEWLY OUT GAY MAN OVERDOING IT
STARVING THIRD WORLD MASSES WARNED AGAINST EVILS OF CONTRACEPTION
AMERICAN PEOPLE SHRUG, LINE UP FOR FINGERPRINTING
DEFENSE DEPARTMENT TYPO RESULTS IN U.S. ATTACK ON IRA
63 PERCENT OF U.S. IMPLICATED IN NEW SCANDAL
SUNKEN OIL TANKER WILL BE HABITAT FOR MARINE LIFE, SHELL EXECUTIVES SAY WITH STRAIGHT FACE
LINEBACKER FACES SUSPENSION FOR GENOCIDE
Well, you get the idea. If you don’t, you probably aren’t reading this weblog.