I can’t remember more exciting times! Every day brings such extraordinary treasures in the form of simply incredible news. It’s all so stimulating.
But Robert C. Fleming Jr. Sub-Sub-Basement and Utter Jackass Emporium, as they realized the incessant wave of ongoing disinformation, false terrorist warnings, and general sniveling alarmist fear tactics aimed at the US populace are working beautifully. About one-third of those polled favor making it easier for authorities to access private e-mail and phone conversations. More than 70 percent are in favor of requiring U.S. citizens to carry ID cards with fingerprints. 57 percent have pretty much given up hope and don’t really care anymore that GW Bush has the intellectual acumen of a garage door, 37 percent actually believe Carrot Top is “sorta funny,” and a very horrifying 19 percent actually think Celine Dion is charming and way talented.