Yup, just satire, but even Einbildungenschadenfreude makes us happy for a moment.
El Paso, Texas (SatireWire.com) Unwilling to wait for their eventual indictments, the 10,000 remaining CEOs of public U.S. companies made a break for it yesterday, heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way, and writing the entire rampage off as a marketing expense.