selling the Government on the cheap

Along with all of the other problems it presents, this is probably the biggest patronage scheme of all time!

WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 — The Bush administration said today that it would place as many as 850,000 government jobs — nearly half the federal civilian work force — up for competition from private contractors in coming years.

The new policy can be enacted without Congressional approval. Just who do we think is going to get these contracts and these jobs, this money? We also know what the White House will say about anyone who opposes this plan to “save money.”

sent to the showers

Like, we can afford to throw away linguists, arabic or otherwise, at a time like this, or any time!

Nine Army linguists, including six trained in Arabic, have been dismissed from the military because they are gay, even as the military faces a critical shortage of translators and interpreters for the war on terrorism, gay rights advocates say.
Seven of the soldiers were discharged after telling superiors that they are gay; two others were caught together after curfew, said Steve Ralls, spokesman for the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, a group that defends homosexuals in the military.

the terror of pornography and sex

As if we didn’t already have plenty to worry about when flying!

Three men [sailors returning to their homes in the central Pacific nation of Kiribati] carrying strange-looking documents who took turns locking themselves in the toilets before take-off on a plane leaving Paris for Hong Kong, were thrown off the plane after causing a terrorism alert.
It then became clear they had only been relieving sexual urges, airport officials said.
….
Police officers then discovered that the documents carried by the men in fact contained pornographic material and said this apparently explained why they had been in a hurry to visit the toilet.
Despite the innocent explanation, the plane’s captain refused to let the men travel on his flight and they were taken off the aircraft, airport officials said.

Jeesh. There are less than a hundred thousand people in the entire country! If Kirbati is anything like the U.S., they might as well forget any privacy for the rest of their lives. On the other hand, if Kirbati is like the U.S. today, they might be able to build whole careers on their hapless airplane apprehending.
[story scoop courtesy of Bill Dobbs]

speaking of calling a president on his lies

Scott Ritter, the ex-Marine and former U.N. arms inspector, hasn’t yet been silenced in his own campaign against the mendacity of this particular Oval Office. His stature and his sincerity does get him some press, even if he is not the press, which has itself totally failed to question what comes from our war leaders.

[In a Veterans Day talk at the University of Maryland] Ritter contended that it was ridiculous for an uninformed Congress to give President Bush sole power to wage war: “It’s like going to a doctor who says you have a brain tumor and that he needs to chop off your head so he can dig it out. You say, ‘Wait, that’s kind of extreme. May I see the X-rays?’ And the doctor says, ‘Don’t worry about X-rays. Just trust me on this.'”
The students laughed, but Ritter cut them off, saying: “Don’t blame Congress or Bush. You are the government. They just represent you. What they are doing is happening in your name.”

it’s not a lie if it isn’t about sex

Bush Lies, Media Swallows
So reads the headline of a Nation column this week, in which Eric Alterman suggests the following question: Would you rather the press tell us the President is lying about,

a) a blow job, or
b) a story which will take us into war, perhaps a world war?

Alterman:

President Bush is a liar. There, I said it, but most of the mainstream media won’t. Liberal pundits Michael Kinsley, Paul Krugman and Richard Cohen have addressed the issue on the Op-Ed pages, but almost all news pages and network broadcasts pretend not to notice.

He then tries to explain, quoting Ben Bradlee of the Washington Post, why the media never calls a president on his lies, even about the most absolutely critical issues affecting the entire country or the world. But all arguments from reason or even normal human frailty are blown away when he points out the incredible exception the press made for Clinton’s lies about sexual conduct.

Reporters were positively eager to call Clinton a liar, although his lies were about private matters about which many of us, including many reporters, lie all the time. “I’d like to be able to tell my children, ‘You should tell the truth,'” Stuart Taylor Jr. of the National Journal said on Meet the Press. “I’d like to be able to tell them, ‘You should respect the President.’ And I’d like to be able to tell them both things at the same time.” David Gergen, who had worked for both Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon as well as Clinton and therefore could not claim to be a stranger to official dishonesty, decried what he termed “the deep and searing violation [that] took place when he not only lied to the country, but co-opted his friends and lied to them.” Chris Matthews kvetched, “Clinton lies knowing that you know he’s lying. It’s brutal and it subjugates the person who’s being lied to. I resent deeply being constantly lied to.” George Will, a frequent apologist for the lies of Reagan and now Bush, went so far as to insist that Clinton’s “calculated, sustained lying has involved an extraordinarily corrupting assault on language, which is the uniquely human capacity that makes persuasion, and hence popular government, possible.”
George W. Bush does not lie about sex, I suppose–merely about war and peace. Most particularly he has consistently lied about Iraq’s nuclear capabilities as well as its missile-delivery capabilities. Take a look at Milbank’s gingerly worded page-one October 22 Post story if you doubt me. To cite just two particularly egregious examples, Bush tried to frighten Americans by claiming that Iraq possesses a fleet of unmanned aircraft that could be used “for missions targeting the United States.” Previously he insisted that a report by the International Atomic Energy Agency revealed the Iraqis to be “six months away from developing a weapon.” Both of these statements are false, but they are working. Nearly three-quarters of Americans surveyed think that Saddam is currently helping Al Qaeda; 71 percent think it is likely he was personally involved in the 9/11 attacks.
What I want to know is why this kind of lying is apparently OK. Isn’t it worse to refer “repeatedly to intelligence…that remains largely unverified”–as the Wall Street Journal puts it–in order to trick the nation into war, as Bush and other top US officials have done, than to lie about a blowjob? Isn’t it worse to put “pressure…on the intelligence agencies to deliberately slant estimates,” as USA Today worded its report? Isn’t it more damaging to offer “cooked information,” in the words of the CIA’s former chief of counterterrorism, when you are asking young men and women to die for your lies? Don’t we revile Lyndon Johnson for having done just that with his dishonest Gulf of Tonkin resolution?
Here’s Bradlee again: “Just think for a minute how history might have changed if Americans had known then that their leaders felt the war was going to hell in a handbasket. In the next seven years, thousands of American lives and more thousands of Asian lives would have been saved. The country might never have lost faith in its leaders.”
Reporters and editors who “protect” their readers and viewers from the truth about Bush’s lies are doing the nation–and ultimately George W. Bush–no favors. Take a look at the names at that long black wall on the Mall. Consider the tragic legacy of LBJ’s failed presidency. Ask yourself just who is being served when the media allow Bush to lie, repeatedly, with impunity, in order to take the nation into war.

“poetry can change the world”

Bob Holman thinks so, and it seems like his Bowery Poetry Club may have a good chance to do just that. It looks and sounds wonderful, but the genie himself may be what makes the difference.

This is the poet, a former cabdriver and temporary worker, who used to call himself Plain White Rapper. For a few years, he ran a spoken-word record label, Mouth Almighty.

Last month he opened this, er, club.

“I run a coffee shop and bar so you can have poetry every night,” he said. “Somehow, you have to pay for your addiction. They say no one has ever gone broke running a bar in New York, but we’re going to give it a shot.”

Taylor Mead, Butch Morris, Amiri Baraka, teen poetry slams, karaoke poetry, Norman Ohler, Ned Rothenberg and Uncle Jimmy’s Dirty Basement, are among the starters this month.
The club shares the building with the intriguing, DV Dojo, “a boot camp for digital filmmakers,” in Holman’s description. Last night we also noticed it’s just across the street from the 313 Gallery of CBGB, where we had stopped for the opening of the provocative and still largely illegal work in the exhibition, Illegal Art, especially to see Eric Doeringer‘s installation.
It all seems more than fitting, if not world-changing.

ignorance is . . . “security?”

The “homeland security” bill accepted by Republican-Democrats yesterday does not include a provision for the creation of an independent commission to investigate the circumstances leading up to Sept. 11, although in September the Senate had actually overwhelmingly agreed to add such a commission to the bill.
Some people had this strange idea that it would be useful to know how the terrorists could have been so successful, but others must have a very good reason to ensure that we never know what happened.

oh yeah, “security”

Yesterday the Republican-Democratic Party won again!

Democrats who had held up the [bill creating a monstrous Homeland Security Department] before Republicans regained control of Congress in the midterm elections gave in to relaxed Civil Service rules demanded by the White House.
The agreement gives the Bush administration a free hand to jettison Civil Service rules in promoting and firing workers in the new agency and allows the president to exempt unionized workers from collective-bargaining agreements in the name of national security.

Unions, civil service rules protecting the worker and collective bargaining are not threats to our security, in spite of what this regime tell us.
The Democratic Party is accused of losing the recent congressional election because it believed in the rights of the worker, even the “Homeland Security” worker. Now that the election is over and lost the Party abandons what might have been an extremely rare example of its former integrity. Are they absolutely insane, completely incompetent or just totally corrupt?
Congress is simply an extra-large board room, blind, like all of its kind, to both reality and morality.

ACT UP video

They’re back, and they’re still pretty queer, puckish and annoying as hell, and I mean all of that in the very best way!
ACT UP
Actually, like AIDS, they never went away, even if some of us did, but lately the videos have been few and far between. This month, in his latest documentary, “Fight Back, Fight AIDS: 15 Years of ACT UP on Video,” James Wentzy, Dakota’s answer to Leni Riefenstahl, assembles an extraordinary visual and noisy record of years of AIDS activism. The new work will be shown at the NY Lesbian & Gay Experimental Film Festival.

Over the span of its 15-year history, ACT UP (the AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power) has helped to transform the nation’s consciousness about the HIV/AIDS pandemic, and made activism a vital part of the LGBT political landscape. Comprehensively documented by media activists and video collectives (Testing the Limits, GMHC Audio Visual Dept., and DIVA TV), the bold strategies, media savvy, and decidedly queer wit of ACT UP remains a fresh source of inspiration to today’s artists and activists through the invaluable trove of images sampled in this dynamic program of AIDS activist video.

Thursday, November 21st, 2002
75 minute film begins at 7pm
Anthology Film Archives
32 Second Ave (at Second Street)
New York City
The place should be swarming with the people who made activism sexy.